Because the site is simple, this policy is simple.
When you visit this website, your IP address and the time of your visit is recorded in a text log on my web server. No further data is captured beyond what sits in this log file.
I occasionally check the logs to get some idea of web traffic. I will never share or sell the data in these logs, with only the local copy being retained.
There you go. If only all privacy statements were this easy.